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Tragically spot on and funny!
What I Want in a Man, Original List
 1. Handsome
 2. Charming
 3. Financially successful
 4. A caring listener
 5. Witty
 6. In good shape
 7. Dresses with style
 8. Appreciates finer things
 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic   lover
 
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
 4. Listens more than talks
 5. Laughs at my jokes
 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
 7. Owns at least one tie
 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
 9. Remembers birthdays and   anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
 
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 
 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner outoccasionally
 4. Nods head when I'm talking
 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
 7. Wears a shirt that covers   his stomach
 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
 
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
 2. Doesn'tbelch or scratch in public
 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
 7. Usually wears matching socks and freshunderwear
 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
 9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
 
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
 1. Doesn't scare small children
 2. Remembers where bathroom is
 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
 5. Remembers why he's laughing
 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up byhimself
 7. Usually wears some clothes
 8. Likes soft foods
 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the   weekend
 
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
 1. Breathing
 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
Yesterday is history

Tomorrow is a mystery

Today is a gift

That’s why we call it the present
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Doesn't miss the toilet is very important, too.
大风起兮云飞扬,威加海内兮归故乡。安得猛士兮守四方?
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大风起兮云飞扬,威加海内兮归故乡。安得猛士兮守四方?
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