money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
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one should love animals. they are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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save water. shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every
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unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. (老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈)
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children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
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现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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