money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
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one should love animals. they are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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save water. shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every
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unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. (老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈)
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children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
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现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
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when two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
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the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?!谁了解女人? ?
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the nice women are ugly.
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好女人不漂亮。
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the beautiful women are not nice.
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漂亮女人不好。
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the beautiful and nice women are general stupid.
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the beautiful, nice and clever women are married.
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又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了。
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the women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.
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不是很漂亮但是很好的女人都出身贫寒。
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