关于伊拉克和布什
今天在网上偶尔发现一条有趣的消息，全球第一大搜索引擎Google又在恶搞，按照下面方法试试，相信你会得到奇妙的是收获。
登陆http://www.google.com，在里面输入“weapons of mass destruction”（不带引号，其意为大规模杀伤性武器），然后按“手气不错”，就会得到如下页面：
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.
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Please try the following:
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country\'s name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.
这时候仔细看，千万不要以为这只是平时经常遇到的页面无法显示喔，如果你的英文还算好，那么仔细阅读，当心别笑破肚皮。英文不好也没关系，我们已经把大概意思翻译了一下:
那些大规模杀伤性武器无法显示
你所寻找的武器现在无法找到。国家也许遇到了技术困难，或者需要调整你的武器观察员的标准。
请尝试以下操作:
点击政权改变按钮，或以后再试。
如果你是乔治·布什并且在地址栏输入的是国家名称，请确认拼写正确（IRAQ）。
如果要检查武器观察员设置，请点击UN（联合国）菜单，并且点击武器观察员选项。在安全委员会标签中选择多数同意。该设置将于你的政府或NATO（北约）提供的一致
如果安全委员会许可，美利坚合众国将考察你的国家并自动寻找大规模杀伤性武器。如果你乐意使用CIA来寻找，请点击探测武器
某些国家需要128千（西方计量单位）名军人来解放。点击恐慌菜单并点击关于美国海外政策来决定他们需要安装哪个政权
如果你是需要保护利益的传统欧洲国家，请尽可能将选项设置为无防备。点击工具菜单，然后选择国际联盟选项。在高级标签中，将沙子选区选到头，并打开你对伊拉克出口的设置。
点击炸弹按钮如果你是唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德。
无法找到武器或CIA错误
伊拉克探索者
布什到伊拉克去找大规模杀伤性武器找到的全是这件脏T恤。
